I’m a developer and dickhead from Sydney, Australia (currently living in Berlin, Germany,) and have been doing professional work since about 2006. I’ve been unprofessionally talking shit since 1985.

At my day job, my primary language is PHP (on top of the Symfony2 framework), but I’ve also been around the block with Zend, Javascript and Objective-C (iOS). I’ve worked in digital agencies specialising in campaigns and strategy, online retailers, and startups.

When not putting out server fires in my office, I generally mess about on YouTube playing games, check out pugs on Reddit, upload things that look like penises on Instagram, and annoy the hell out of people on Twitter.

Feel free to chase me on my social networks if you want to get in touch. I have also been known to wander out of my natural fluorescent habitat in search of beer, wine, or coffee.

– neill ♥